Sunday Haha Issue 17
everyday AWESOMENESS by Jarrett Lerner
Evan is a seven-year-old from Orange Park, Florida, and is an Engineering Wizard! He’s especially interested in fans. When Evan found a ceiling fan still in its box in his grandmother’s house, he put it together all by himself! Evan has Autism Spectrum Disorder, so he doesn’t always act, speak, or do things the way people expect him to. Still, he’s an awesome older brother. Evan might even be a Disney Imagineer when he grows up!
What kinds of engineers are there?
Reggie by Jen de Oliveira
Reggie is making a show titled “How NOT to Be a Baby”. Episode 1 is called “To Eat or Not to Eat”. Reggie explains that babies cannot chew their food. He further says that babies cry because they find their food gross. He demonstrates this by standing next to a baby pig who is crying while eating mashed-up peas. Reggie is happy standing on the side eating delicious, chewy licorice. Reggie explains that if you want to be a big kid you should never eat mush. Instead eat “real food”. The scene cuts to Reggie, the kid penguin, sitting next to the baby pig; both are eating yogurt. Reggie explains that squeezy yogurt is the only acceptable mush for a big kid to eat!
What is a mushy food you like?
The Littlest Dungeon Guard by Meggie Ramm
Throughout the dungeon was a grand collection of magical gear, like swords, axes, and magical spheres. Even oddities such as cursed jewels, potions, and scrolls a plenty could be found if one searched hard enough. Yet deadly as they were, the weapon L D G preferred was her trusty yet small wooden spear. Being crafted for her by her mother, it was the strongest of all.
What weapon would be your favorite?
Norma and Belly by Mika Song
Belly the squirrel is alone, lost in her own thoughts. She suddenly realizes something, and regroups with Norma and Little Bee. Belly tells them that she has news, and states, “I like mushrooms.”
Have you ever been surprised that you like something?
Mark & Zark by Dan Moynihan
Noticing that Mark was still very confused, the alien tried to explain what happened. It hopped back onto its hoverboard and said: “I’m having trouble controlling my flying saucer here on Earth. The gravity is so much stronger than it is back on Mars.” Shocked, Mark pointed at the alien and exclaimed: “You’re a MARTIAN??” The alien started to zoom on the flying saucer and said, “It’s no big deal. Mars is Earth’s nearest neighbor. You can see it from here!” It pointed at the sky. “Look!” Mark looked up to where it was pointing and asked: “You mean that red dot?” The alien nodded. “Yup. That’s Mars.”
Have you ever seen Mars?
Mr. Wolf by Aron Nels Steinke
Mr Wolf, cross-legged and wearing a yellow flannel with gray pants, greets the class with “Good morning class! It’s so good to see you today.” Molly, sitting on the floor with the rest of the students, thinks “Mr Wolf looks different..” After noticing his pants, she announces “Hey! Look, everyone.. Mr Wolf isn’t wearing his blue pants today!” The children all cheer and applaud.
Do teachers ever play tricks on you?
Pup and Duck by Dave Roman
As the sunset starts to set, Pup, humming to himself, starts to pick the purple radishes out of the ground. Duck holds the wheelbarrow, so Pup can put the vegetables in there. Pup pulls another one out of the ground, and all of a sudden, the radish screams, SCREECH, scaring Pup.
What kind of vegetable is that?
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