Sunday Haha Issue 19
Long Tail Kitty by Lark Pien
Long Tail Kitty, an orange cat with a brown stripe on his belly, frowns while covered in yellow ice cream after he drops his ice cream cone. He cries, “My ice cream felllll.” His dog friend gasps, “Again?!” Long Tail Kitty stretches out his arms sadly and exclaims, “I tried to catch it and LOOK! Now my paws are all sticky!” With a smile on their face, the dog says, “Aw…” Long Tail Kitty continues, “I’m a mess! I need a BATH!” Grinning, the dog asks, “Oh yeah?” in anticipation. Long Tail Kitty replies, “YEAH!” He giggles as his dog friend licks and cleans him. “YUM!!” the dog cheered over the delicious ice cream.
Do you ever spill your ice cream?
Oh, Brother: Adventures in Sibling Revelry by Sam Wedelich
A big sister and little brother are in a fight. The big sister ends up sitting on her little brother. She screams “MOM”. When their mom arrives, the big sister cries that her brother is bothering her. Their mom smiles at her daughter and says “I think the threat has been neutralized”
Do you ever fight with a friend or sibling?
Bark Star by Dan & Jason
Have you ever felt bad? What happened to you?
The Littlest Dungeon Guard by Meggie Ramm
Have you ever been in a maze?
Norma and Belly by Mika Song
Grandpa gives Little Bee a slice of mushroom pizza and says that mushrooms are good for the brain. Little Bee eats it and shouts, “Pizzah!” Now that Little Bee ate the mushroom, he can read the sign that says pizza on it.
Do you like mushrooms on your pizza?
Mr. Wolf by Aron Nels Steinke
What’s your favorite exercise?
Pup and Duck by Dave Roman
The radish runs towards Pup’s house, looking out for Pup and Duck to avoid getting caught again. Hiding behind a bush, Duck leaps out and pounces at the radish. The radish quickly makes his escape, ZIP, as Duck lands on the ground with a THUD.
Have you ever tried to catch something?
Mark & Zark by Dan Moynihan
It was nighttime and the stars were out in space, with some planets spinning around in the background. Walking along a floating gold path, Mark looked around and said: “Where am I— in SPACE?” Suddenly, Zark, riding his flying saucer, zoomed in towards Mark. “LOOK OUT!” Zark yelled, but he was too late. The two crashed into each other again. Then Zark noticed that it was Mark, saying, “Oh, hi there! Welcome to the neighborhood. You’re a SPACEMAN now!” Mark, now floating in space, protested: “WHAT? No! I want to go home!” He then noticed a large group of other aliens circling around them in many shapes and sizes. There were two aliens that looked like jellyfish, one pink and one blue. There was an orange alien with what looked like a pig’s head, and in the back, Mark noticed one that looked like a purple boy with rainbow overalls. Zark spread out his arms and exclaimed: “C’mon, join the gang!”
Do you recognize anybody?
everyday AWESOMENESS by Jarrett Lerner?
Clark is an eight-year-old from Griffen, Georgia. He was born with another name but changed it to Clark when he was adopted this year. Clark and his mom picked the name Clark because Superman's real name is Clark Kent, and he was adopted too. Clark is hearing impaired and wears Phonak Sky Marvel hearing aids. They don’t make the sounds clearer, but louder. Clark has a yellow belt in karate and might be a karate instructor when he grows up.
Do you know anyone that is hearing impaired?
Reggie by Jen de Oliveira
Episode 3 of Reggie’s show “How Not to Be a Baby” is titled “Play All Day”. He sees a baby dog chewing on baby toys getting slobber and spit everywhere. “Have you noticed that baby toys are soft and squishy? That’s because babies always put stuff in their mouths!” He explains that if you want to be a big kid, you have to play with plastic toys that are sharp and hard. He reminds you to keep them out of your mouth! Reggie says that big kid toys are not like baby junk because they are built to last. Ironically, Reggie is playing with a sharp, plastic action figure that completely breaks in his hands. “What a rip-off!” He remarks.
Do you have any robot toys?
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